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Monday, 31 March 2008

Wormwood! Wormwood!

If there was any doubt as to the righteousness of giving Paul Hutchinson a kicking in Hunua this November, this is it:

1790: Is he aware of any drinks on the market that contain Absinthe; if so what is the Absinthe content?

1791: Is he aware of any side effects that may occur from consuming drinks containing Absinthe?

1792: Is he aware of any drinks on the market that contain Absinthe at 8% content?

2395: Further to the reply to question for written answer 1790 (2008), will he make any restrictions on the availability and manufacture of Absinthe in New Zealand?

 2396: Further to the reply to question for written answer 01791 (2008), is he concerned that people could develop unwanted side effects by drinking Absinthe; if not, why not?

 2397: Further to the reply to question for written answer 01791 (2008), is he concerned that young people might use Absinthe as a party drink to substitute for party pills; if not, why not?

This level of wowserism and stupidity in an MP has not been seen since Jacqui Dean tried banning water.  Where does the National Party get these people?!  And this guy is supposed to be a doctor!

I need a drink.

Saturday, 29 March 2008

"I Love This Cheese"

I feel the same way about Sarah Silverman that she feels about Babybell cheese :oP

Friday, 28 March 2008

Stop the McCain Bashing

I can't for the life of me figure out why so many conservatives and libertarians are down on John McCain.  To be sure, he's not a poster boy, but come on, he's not that bad.

Witness Exhibit A, premier Libertarianz blogger Peter Cresswell has a go.  Based, it seems, entirely on some waffly throwaway rhetoric in a single sentence of one of McCain's books.  That, frankly, didn't even say what the quoted Matt Welch alleges it says.

Lets get to the guts of what people don't like about McCain.  It all seems to boil down to four things:

  • His support for immigration amnesty;
  • His sponsorship of the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act (also known as McCain-Feingold);
  • His opposition to waterboarding and other forms of torture by the US Military;
  • Voted against the first Bush tax cuts.

On the first count, McCain is simply realistic about the importance of illegal immigrants to the US economy.  He knows that sending them back would be devastating to America.  He is a strong supporter of free trade and an open economy, and he refuses to kowtow to Republican xenophobia.  America needs immigration.  Good on him.

On the second count... well I am not going to defend him on that one - that legislation is almost as fascist as our own Electoral Finance Act, but it's not a straw that should naturally break a camel's back...

On the third count, his position simply strikes me as basic decency and sanity.

On the fourth count, he believed the tax cuts were unaffordable.  While this is economically naive, it's a reasonable position to take, given the huge spending spree the Bush administration has gone on.

So now let's look at what McCain is promising.  There's a lot of waffle on his website, but picking between all that inevitable rhetoric, there are plenty of gems which I'm sure even the Libertarianz could vote for, based on their rule of thumb of increasing freedom without introducing new coercion:

  • Corporate Tax Cut from 35% to 25%.
  • Allowing Equipment and Technology as a deductible expense.
  • Tax credit of 10% on research and development wages.
  • Repeal the Alternative Minimum tax.
  • 3/5th congressional majority vote to raise taxes.
  • Ban internet taxes.
  • Ban cellphone tax increases.
  • Veto on pork barrel bills.
  • A Presidential line item veto.
  • Eliminate all non-performing government programs (1 in 5).
  • Replace Social Security with personalised accounts.
  • Lower tarriffs.
  • Targeted Medicare payments to providers to avoid paying for malpractice.
  • Permit medical providers to practice nationwide.
  • Reform the tax code to eliminate the bias toward employer-sponsored health insurance, and provide all individuals with a $2,500 tax credit ($5,000 for families) to increase incentives for insurance coverage.
  • Allow nationwide health insurance (not state to state).
  • Allow insurance to be provided by any organisation.
  • Appoint Strict Constructionalist Judges.
  • School Choice.

Okay, I could list more, but that's plenty.  When not even ACT in this country are promising to reduce the size of government, I have to wonder what the big deal is.  I wish we had a politician in New Zealand who was promising to go as far as McCain does - and his proposals aren't even particularly radical.  If John Key was saying this stuff, PC would be praising him to the heavens.  Probably.  It seems nobody is good enough for an objectivist to support.
 

This Tells You Everything You Want to Know About the Labour Party

Labour have such faith in our crappy, bureaucratic, fascist, growth-stifling, antediluvian, making-NZ-the-basketcase-of-the-world building consents process that, instead of simply using the Beehive travelator to pay the Minister a visit and have a quiet word in his ear, the Speaker has decided to cost the taxpayer tens of thousands of dollars by formally objecting to a new MSD building.

Maybe the walk would have placed too much strain on Margaret Wilson's artificial leg?  But it just goes to show - these people live and breathe bureaucracy, and they don't care how much money it takes as long as it keeps some of their voters in jobs and sticks it to the "rich pricks".

Manukau Council and Maori Flags

Maoriflag It's times like these I feel lucky that Auckland City has John Banks for Mayor.  Now, as I have said in the past, I am a strong supporter of Tino Rangatiratanga, and a strong advocate for the Sovereignty flag.  But there's a huge difference between flying a flag on special occasions, such as Waitangi Day, and flying a flag on a local government building all the time.

Since the flag itself opposes non-Maori government, the idea that Maori would want the council to fly it seems bizarre.  And from a pakeha perspective, it's simply not an official flag of the State, so why should it be flown on a permanent basis?  Good on Jami-Lee Ross for taking a stand against this sort of politically correct nonsense.

UPDATE:  I didn't include this in the original post, because I wasn't sure if he just had a really good tan, but umm...  JAMI-LEE ROSS IS MAORI.  How can he be racist against himself?  Bloody hell!

The Great Firewall of China

I've been getting a lot of traffic from my Boycott Beijing link to the right there.  And now I even have some Party Troll whining about what a great place China is and what a wonderful government it has.

Just one thing - they don't let the plebs read this blog in China.  It's banned.

What kind of warped government bans a blog?  I would suggest one that is too chicken to let its people read what the blog has to say.

And that's all the argument I need to make against tools like Zhen Ren.
Greatfirewall

Wednesday, 26 March 2008

The Last of the Strange Internet Dating Profiles

My new relationship must be serious - I've deleted my NZDating profile.  So sadly, this wonderful regular feature shall have to come to an end, as all things do.

So, as a parting shot, here's a woman who wants to have a threesome in a bathtub with a dog:
Sidp

Monday, 24 March 2008

Roger Kicks Arse

The thing I love about Roger Douglas is that he has a way of espousing policy that can resonate, something which, alas nobody else in ACT has yet quite mastered to the same degree.

You've gotta love this bit:

"When it comes to two of the most important areas for people - education and health - Labour, National and all the other parties are hard left. They're not even centrist, they're hard left.

Oh, they're happy I opened up most of the old state monopoly industries to healthy competition, they've got used to that and have seen the huge benefits obtained from doing so. They're happy that we moved from what was essentially a communist lookalike system that nearly bankrupted New Zealand to a free market system that gives us free choice in these areas.

They're not about to change back. Yet for some strange reason when it comes to the remaining monopolies, the social ones that I didn't get around to reforming in the 1980s, for some strange reason they favour keeping our Stalinist education and health systems."

Everybody else seems to want to apologise for what Roger did back in the eighties, except the man himself.  And of course, he has no need.  He saved this country from becoming a basketcase.  We may yet need him to do it again.

F*ck Tibet, Free China!

People, we're getting a little sidetracked here.

Tibet is not the most pressing issue in the People's Republic of China at the moment.  The biggest problem is, um... the lack of freedom of speech, freedom of the press and democracy nationwide.  Don'tcha think?

I couldn't give two sh*ts about the Dalai Lama and his antediluvian feudal government-in-exile, which was doing a pretty good job of oppressing its citizens long before the Chinese muscled in and upped the stakes.  Can we stop pandering to this glorified Tony Robbins with his warholesque publicity-seeking, and get back to the real issue for a second?

How about some free speech and a free press for China?  How does "Free China" sound?!

Thursday, 20 March 2008

For Good Friday

Crucifixion